Praise be to TeePee

TeePee leaves for Brussels on Thursday. By late at night a bulldozer makes its way to the end of Ledra Street in Nicosia where it starts pulling down the National Guard outpost and observation point. The media turns up, as do a number of people who want to check out the scene.

TeePee calls a press conference, during which he tells the world that ordereing a bulldozer to get down to Ledra Street to tear down the wall of shame was his own personal decision. It would now be up to the other side to show good will by making sure all landmines are removed (yes, the ones that were removed a while ago) and that the turkish troops ought to be whisked away. You must admire a leader who can take the time to personally track down a bulldozer in Nicosia so late at night.

All those still willing to view turkish troops will now have to go to the Ayios Dometios crossing where they can be seen on the right hand side in the big white building. Troops can also be observed near other crossing points.

We commend this decisive action, as should all residents of Stravaraland. Apologies for our stand ought to go to the man who, while being interviewed by CyBC, expressed his yearning for more and higher walls to be erected.

Also, Michalis Papapetrou ought not to make comments praising the European Union. These foreigners (hey, does being part of the EU make us foreigners as well?) had nothing to do with Stravaraland's brave leader's brave decision.

TeePee, we salute you.