January 28, 2011

Meanwhile Online...

Ом Бам Бастурма (мантра)

January 19, 2011

Meanwhile in London... [Cultural Edition]

December 08, 2010

Meanwhile in London...

December 03, 2010

Meanwhile in Riyadh...


November 16, 2010

Meanwhile in Arizona...

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."
Mark Twain

October 06, 2010

Meanwhile In Greece...

September 24, 2010

Meanwhile In Greece...

The Coup Edition

June 23, 2010

What are they going to do with Eroglou....?

....a radical change - tacitly approved by the local coalition of the willing....

May 25, 2010

Meanwhile....in Pyongyang

I'm betting 10,000 North Korean Won that Alexander Downer will have fish for dinner! Had I bet the same amount on CyBC broadcasting Korea related news at 20:55 local time (By Christofias' watch, that is) I would have won a rather large shamali =:-)

March 14, 2010

Meanwhile in Greece...

Issue 1 / Vol. 1 of the new Stravara public service broadcast.

January 16, 2010

Kiss my neighbour's ass

There are more than a few things I'd love to ask of people I've met over the last few years. Crap, a semicolon would have been soooooo well placed at this point in time. But, hey, I'm just regarding a freak show, here; greeks who know not of Elytis or Empeirikos - let alone being able to quote either correctly (or thereabouts) in a fallow land, claiming to be Helenic in origin.

So, little turds, allow me to vent and break wind in your insignificant direction. Regardless of what you may feel, I have decided to denigrate you to where you may have belonged had a silly, uppity amoeba never decided to do a split across your bankrupt souls.

Yes, of course, all I want to say is that I love you...

Eat me!

[as received and reproduced - in full - by the management]

Real - suck me!

Papadakis of EDEK mentioned realpolitik and then went on to tell us he was frightened. After this we had Perdikis yowl as if he were in heat. Which of the two deserves to be shafted first?

Is CyBC - with all its undeserved subsidies - merely a forum for the likes of the abovementioned to get a guilty, yet lustfully famished proctal intervention (not to be confused with *invasion*)?

How much of the taxpayers' money did our sex craved little minister of Finance give the state broadcaster? Go play with one of your studs, you little, part-time Lythrodontite!

[as received by the management]

November 08, 2009

God Is Airport (sans culottes)

We finally proved that an airport is not just an airport. And 4 men in dresses proved it. Larnaca Airport is known to the trade press (and Jesus Christ, by extension - so to speak) as one of the 2 biggest fuck-ups in Europe. The other being the one in Tirana, which the average Cypriot would shrug off as being merely and sadly 3rd world. And yet we have the men in dresses throwing bones on the tarmac in true Congolese fashion. Sans Culottes. Sans Culottes!

The looney left (the bastards in charge) needs to wither away before our children die. Simply, before Pavlos Pavlou takes over or my 12 year old daughter is impregnated by a bishop from wherever he may be.

And remember, people - it can 'handle' 3 times as many people as the old airport. This is crucial during such dire times as a critical worldwide recession.

Darwin was waaaay off course. Yes, oh yes, he was!

July 15, 2009


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June 12, 2009

Spyro Cooper? - You Betcha!

Who would have guessed that Spyro's name would appear on a poster together with the picture of Alice Cooper ?

If I had to pick a person who would have guessed it, I would pick Spyro himself...

Now I'll take bets for Tassos Jagger....