God Is Airport (sans culottes)

We finally proved that an airport is not just an airport. And 4 men in dresses proved it. Larnaca Airport is known to the trade press (and Jesus Christ, by extension - so to speak) as one of the 2 biggest fuck-ups in Europe. The other being the one in Tirana, which the average Cypriot would shrug off as being merely and sadly 3rd world. And yet we have the men in dresses throwing bones on the tarmac in true Congolese fashion. Sans Culottes. Sans Culottes!

The looney left (the bastards in charge) needs to wither away before our children die. Simply, before Pavlos Pavlou takes over or my 12 year old daughter is impregnated by a bishop from wherever he may be.

And remember, people - it can 'handle' 3 times as many people as the old airport. This is crucial during such dire times as a critical worldwide recession.

Darwin was waaaay off course. Yes, oh yes, he was!

P[O]UTIN FOREVER

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Spyro Cooper? - You Betcha!

Who would have guessed that Spyro's name would appear on a poster together with the picture of Alice Cooper ?

If I had to pick a person who would have guessed it, I would pick Spyro himself...

Now I'll take bets for Tassos Jagger....

F U C K [for a brother from his brother]

some people should NEVER die!

Anarcho-Syndicalists of the World, Unite!

I want a May Day parade. Yes, I do, I do. And I want such parade management services to be outsourced to the private sector. I know people who know people and it may be time I got a job. It's all about people with jobs day, for chrissake..... never mind...

People Scream NO! For Different Reasons

Our thanks to Thomas who pointed us in this direction via twitter!

T[w]its!

How long will it take for our state-owned telecoms to get with it. Why is it that I need to call a number in the UK to tweet and why should I need a third party application on my mobile phone? Why? Why, I ask you....yes you.

The twitter crowd will be the straw...yes, tha camelbackstraw of doom.

Take a few hours during the next national holiday to seriously consider your future, CyTA!

Yes, we are fans

No, he ain't a joker (yeah, he knows what we mean...)

Harry Says...

Harry is our resident philosopher and, as he insists, a leading pisshead in his own right. He is a man with many insights and one who is not too fond of excessive rainfall in Cyprus.

From time to time we will share Harry's observations for the good of our community.

"Re, my friend" he said to me yesterday "there are maybe three Lebanese guys in the whole of Nicosia... and yet one of them manages not to be on talking terms with one of the other two. And then people wonder why they have civil wars..."

Untitled (Reasons and Excuses), 2009

Source

....jump

Stiffs!

In case any of you may have been wondering, the Cyprus Stock Exchange was closed for a very good reason indeed. Easter Monday fell on a Monday this year.

And may the bell ring freely next year, my ass!

Ela Stavro!

yes, he does have talent

He said it all

"In our time it is broadly true that political writing is bad writing. Where it is not true, it will generally be found that the writer is some kind of rebel, expressing his private opinions and not a "party line." Orthodoxy, of whatever colour, seems to demand a lifeless, imitative style."

Yes Antigoni Papadopoulou, Orwell is talking about you. [Among others].

Rediscovering a classic

Sadly the BBC does not allow embedded videos but watch and ponder.

Is it Schadenfreude that I'd like to see Omirou being asked if he's able to lead his party? Among being asked other things, one of which in particular being asked 14 times?