Parallel Universe
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I have a proposal to make. Representatives of the government of the Republic of Stravaraland should choose another expression for places that do not exist. It's a bit embarassing to be seen by the evil foreigners as conducting negotiations with ghosts.
What would be really cool, though, would be to refer to the pseudonorth as the parallel dimension. The new technology park recently established by Georges Lillique would then be overrun by the leading researchers of the world.
Who cares about Roswell, Area 51 or whatever else out there is being sold to gullible simpletons. Hell, we'll become the first people on earth to make contact with one of however many parallel universes may exist.
Cutting edge negotiations are the future. It's either that or getting into Hip-Hop. After all the first leader of the Republixx did sport a wardrobe of timeless black, a hat big enough to fit a dozen iPods and enough bling to put 50 Cent (also known in Cyprus as Dekaselinos) to shame.
I say this because the government spokesman's latest line has confused the hell out of me. Who's provoking whom?
“The so-called spokesman of the so-called presidency of the pseudostate tried again with statements he made yesterday to provoke a reaction by our side,”
- Christodoulos Pashardis,
Government Spokesman, Stravaraland
It's a good thing the so-called statements were ignored.
7 Comments:
huhu! On the news last night I watched the pseudo spokesperson for the pseudo state of the parallel universe, complaining that a UN dude never goes there for a visit!!! Maybe he just couldn't find the portal to change dimensions. Maybe his zap beamer got wrecked!
Please, Belle Helene, le pseudo-beamer, as it was imported illegally.
P.S. You like my jewellery?
Da problem in Cyprus is we are ruled by diploselinous!
Τζει που το μπλίκετι-μπλινγκ τα jewelleries σου!!!
Προσεχώς τζιαι με δική σου κολλεκτιόν μόδας όπως όλους τους ράπερς που σέβονται τον εαυτό τους.
Liberal translation of Drakouna's comment:
"Your accessories are most certainly beyond mere 'bling'. I await with abated breath for your own fashion line. Just like any self-respecting rapper"
oh sorry, my bad : pseudo-beamer :P
P.S Love the jewellery. Especially the fact that u wear everything u own! U should be careful though.. ppl may mistake u for a thug.
en to metaxi tora pou mou ethimisate to.. institouto harvard kiprou, prepei na sas enimeroso gia mia kenotomia pou egine (pros theou oxi apo ton kirio lilika) alla entelos tixaia.. to idrima proothisis erevnon pleon den tha dexetai ipovoles aitiseon gia xrimatodotisi apo erevnitika idrimata pou exoun pano apo 200 ipallilous. dld to intercollege, to cyprus college kai to frederick pou eixan kati san to 90% tis agoras, xafnika exafanizounte kai menei mono to.. institouto harvard
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