Parallel Universe

I have a proposal to make. Representatives of the government of the Republic of Stravaraland should choose another expression for places that do not exist. It's a bit embarassing to be seen by the evil foreigners as conducting negotiations with ghosts.

What would be really cool, though, would be to refer to the pseudonorth as the parallel dimension. The new technology park recently established by Georges Lillique would then be overrun by the leading researchers of the world.

Who cares about Roswell, Area 51 or whatever else out there is being sold to gullible simpletons. Hell, we'll become the first people on earth to make contact with one of however many parallel universes may exist.

Cutting edge negotiations are the future. It's either that or getting into Hip-Hop. After all the first leader of the Republixx did sport a wardrobe of timeless black, a hat big enough to fit a dozen iPods and enough bling to put 50 Cent (also known in Cyprus as Dekaselinos) to shame.

I say this because the government spokesman's latest line has confused the hell out of me. Who's provoking whom?

“The so-called spokesman of the so-called presidency of the pseudostate tried again with statements he made yesterday to provoke a reaction by our side,”
- Christodoulos Pashardis,
Government Spokesman, Stravaraland

It's a good thing the so-called statements were ignored.