Gimme Choppers

The Council of Ministers decided today to rent three helicopters. Well, actually, the decision was to lease 3 instead of 2 firefighting helicopters in time for the impending bone dry summer we all expect.

It would be a good idea for the Council to also have a meeting with the Arsonists' Collective to make sure that any fires started during the summer months are close enough to the sea so hat the choppers can put them out fast and effectively. Taking a good look at power lines would also be a good idea.

It is unclear whether Photis Photiou will be hired as an emergency consultant.