February 27, 2008

Give Jimmy a Chance

The bus taking unrepentant libertarians off to re-education camps has been unable to make it to my place due to chaotic roadworks. And for this I am grateful. In time, I will comply of my own volition.

Comrades and comradettes, we now have a new president of the republic. Comrade Jimmy has made it to the post of top dog in Stravaraland. Having read Photini's post, I must admit I am scared shitless of TeePee still managing to pull a few strings.

Of course the one string he'd love to pull is one that could lead to some sort of appointment or position that would ensure immunity from prosecution. I mean, we couldn't really have a former dictator being indicted as a war criminal or a mega money launderer, could we? Who cares if we're talking about over $11 billion.

But that will be the subject of a future post. In the meantime, we're open to generous bribes. Unmarked Deutschmarks will not do, by the way. But, as Pikifrinos would say, I digress.

The day Raoul took over from Fidel, Stravaraland elected its first communist president. And that's the difference; it was a democratic and fair election. This blog will, no doubt, test his sense of humour and patience. I'm sure he'll take it in his stride.

I will return with a list of requests in a later post. Till then I wish to warn people of a new TeePee inspired bit of propaganda already rearing its ugly head via the State Broadcaster. The new line seems to go (as voiced by two anchors on Tuesday alone) along the lines of: "Won't all this interest in restarting negotiations by the foreigners put undue pressure on our new president...?".

Of course we also have out-of-the-blue gems such as the one spouted by M. Ignatiou on Mega that went along the lines of "The United States that once supported a coup and an invasion now seem to be supporting the re-unification of the island".


Blogger Demetris said...

Another Great T-Shirt!
Makis Makis (?) We Salut You!
Budem Zdorovy!

27 February, 2008 13:40  
Blogger Noullis said...

The brightest mind in the collective! I wonder if we should declare him an Enemy of the People if he carries on like this....

27 February, 2008 17:58  
Blogger Demetris said...

Or even a closet imperialist.
Is his dad a buffet manager or something?

27 February, 2008 18:32  
Blogger the Idiot Mouflon said...

For the 11... check out the comm. convention in Cyprus... not the last one, the one before it.

29 February, 2008 16:40  
Blogger Sraosha said...

Kitaxte episis afto to vathi ke psagmeno kimeno.

Είπα να γράψω στα φραγκοχιώτικα για να μη χαλάσω την ομοιομορφία...

04 March, 2008 11:07  
Blogger kyriakos said...

Αυτοί οι τύποι όπως ο οργισμένος X. Γιανναρας θα συνεχίσουν να κλάνουν για πολύ καιρό ακόμα

Αυτό που δεν καταλαβαίνω είναι με πία λογική παρομοιάζουν τον .. ΤΑΣΣο?? Με τον Ελ. Βενιζέλο
Μα τι πίνουν ??

Ίσως με την ίδια λογική που βλέπουν την ΕΚ πλευρά σε θέση ισχύος μετά τους χειρισμούς του Τάσου.

Και την ίδια λογική που μας χαρακτηρίζουν μύωπες που δεν βλέπουμε την συνομοσιολογία ενάντια στον Τάσσο από Αμερικανούς , ελληνική κυβέρνηση και όλους τους υπόλοιπους πολιτικούς ηγέτες της Κύπρου

Και δεν διεροτούνται καν μήπως οι υπόλοιποι ηγέτες του μικρού αυτού τόπου έχουν κάποιο μικρό δίκαιο και
ούτε κάν διεροτούνται
αν ο απόλυτος μονάρχης ΤΑΣΣΟΣ, ο οποίος είναι ως γνωστών αλάθητος, ΔΕΝ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΤΕΛΙΚΑ Ο ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΣ ΜΕ ΤΗΝ ΘΕΙΑ ΦΩΤΙΣΗ και την ‘’ορθήν κριση’’ (υστερίας) αλλά είναι απλά ένας.. μουστακαλής γιδοβοσκός..

05 March, 2008 19:34  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What up u trash folk yall. Seems like yo blog aint updatin wit dem new posts. whats the dilli?


Man, i just love it. I gotta tell you-- I LOVE IT. You backward retards (soviet missile good USA missile bad bla bla bla, what up mouflan you silly MF)are disgusted with the outcome of the elections. Ohh well. Maybe you guys can update this blog when new presidential elections role in ohh say IN FIVE YEARS TIME!






check 3:01



15 March, 2008 03:09  

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