Ministrification or Defenestration?

"Green George" Pertikos felt compelled to tell the press that "although a lot has been said and written" regarding the possibility of interim ministers being put forth or suggested by the Greens, that the party had neither been asked nor had it suggested anyone to take over any of the vacant ministries.

Others who have not been asked to make ministerial suggestions include my neighbour's Sri Lankan housemaid, my mother's strange looking poodle and Lambros the souvlijis.

On the other hand, however, Prodromos Prodromou, his neighbour's Sri Lankan, another neighbour's strange looking poodle and one of Lambros' customers have decided to back Kassoulides for president in 2008.