Embrace The Future
Komrads and Komradisses of Stravaraland, Veggetarians and Omnivores of Our Nation,
92.7% of the delegates at AKEL's Pancyprian Congress decided Sunday afternoon that it is high time that their leader (and our new found idol) Demetris Christofias take the first step on his own Thousand Mile Journey. Jimmy the anti-imperialist for President is the new chant in town.
Never again need we be ashamed of being isolated due to our political beliefs. Jimmy himself pointed out in his speech that the Cyprus Problem was going nowhere, fast. It is time, therefore to throw off the shackles of capitalist oppression and insiduous creature comforts, fast cars, loose women and corrupt politicians. It is time for us to take this brave new step and take some bull by the horn.
From now on we will rely on new alliances and solve our problems with glee and zeal. From now on we must all work dilligently and make sure that we elect the progressive proletarian who can catapult us into the mid 20th century and maybe even beyond.
Comrade Jimmy, we love you. Bless you and thank you for renewing our hope for the future.