Moving in Mystrerious Ways
Dear God,
Tuesday was a pretty hectic day here in Stravaraland. The children all gathered at the presidential palace to have a chat with Da Man. It's all very important, Lord, because if Da Man decides to stand for re-election he'll need the backing of the other children who already play government with him. Jimmy the Sheftali, a socialist wearing glasses and a non-socialist also wearing glasses all had their cars washed and waxed and drove over for a chat and a bite to eat.
But, O Ruler of The Universe, your friend Perdikis was not invited and he decided to tell the press that he didn't take this as a snub and that he didn't give two farts as to what sort of problems the other children needed to work out up at the palace. No, Mr. Almighty, I don't know why he needed to tell the press - all I know is that he while babbling on he happened to mention You.
Now, I don't want to act like a lowly snitch and I realise that You happen to be omnipresent by nature. I am, however, curious as to what made You may have said to Perdikis regarding the presidential elections. I hope You didn't have Your heart set on him becoming the next president of Stravaraland. If You did and if You do ask him to stand You may well be disappointed.
Tuesday was a pretty hectic day here in Stravaraland. The children all gathered at the presidential palace to have a chat with Da Man. It's all very important, Lord, because if Da Man decides to stand for re-election he'll need the backing of the other children who already play government with him. Jimmy the Sheftali, a socialist wearing glasses and a non-socialist also wearing glasses all had their cars washed and waxed and drove over for a chat and a bite to eat.
But, O Ruler of The Universe, your friend Perdikis was not invited and he decided to tell the press that he didn't take this as a snub and that he didn't give two farts as to what sort of problems the other children needed to work out up at the palace. No, Mr. Almighty, I don't know why he needed to tell the press - all I know is that he while babbling on he happened to mention You.
Now, I don't want to act like a lowly snitch and I realise that You happen to be omnipresent by nature. I am, however, curious as to what made You may have said to Perdikis regarding the presidential elections. I hope You didn't have Your heart set on him becoming the next president of Stravaraland. If You did and if You do ask him to stand You may well be disappointed.
posted by Noullis at 02:58
4 Comments:
it's hard to trust a news agency when they've got both the local weather and the local time wrong on their website.
It's almost uncanny; that's just what the Almighty said in response. But, hey, I saw the perdique take His name in vain twice
The other day Le Perdique spoke of the need to form a centre-left alliance. In case you were wondering, that alliance would include the Evropaiko Komma and would be headed by Tassos.
Leftists of the world, feel free to throw up.
Nationalists! Socialists!
heh heh
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