May 07, 2007

Australia, Barbers, 1974 and Honey

Chris Pash today told the press that the government of Stravaraland may well be forced to find out what Australia's stand may be regarding the mother of all problems.

Archbishop Christodoulos, on the other hand, may well have to make sure that any storming of Kyrenia takes place on a Thursday. That way he gets to avoid the loonies in the pseudo-north and gets to keep his beard.

And Georges de Lilliques managed to blurt out something about 1974 and the Annan Plan all in the same sentence. He is hereby awarded the Koulias Prize for exemplary patriotism.

In the meantime the new Green line regulations will allow for fish and honey to move from pseudo-north to Internationally recognized Stravaraland.


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