Europa: Our gift to Europe!

As our president pointed out on the Day of Europe, we were the first people to be in Europe since Europa, the pretty woman raped by Zeus, came from Cyprus….

I am still recovering from this statement as it does not seem to have been meant as a joke. Maybe it was, and I am not getting it…

Moreover, the statement seems to be ill-informed as Europa seems to have come from the sister-island of Crete…. If you believe in mythology that is...

Long live Da King!