Peru Steals Marcos?

I don't know what the CTO intends to do about the latest attempt by the evil AngloAmericans to divert tourist traffic away from the only destination that offers sun and sea (Stravaraland) to a place called Lima Sol.

Peru is nowhere near as sunny and you can hardly breathe with ease when you start visiting some of their lakes.

To make matters worse, this CIA front seems to have been hastily put together claiming Lima Sol to be our Marcos the Magnificent's birthplace.

So, what is the foreign ministry going to do about this latest conspiracy?

Our thanks to Kassandra for the tip-off