September 01, 2006

Go Ahead, Punk – Celebrate!

What are we going to do with the Stravaraland police? First, we have the beatings and then no one except those who cheated manage to pass an exam.

It seems one of the examiners was married to one of the cops who allegedly passed. Her story is that she didn't know her husband was going to sit for the exam. You’ve got to feel sorry for the cop, though. First he's accused of cheating and now the whole world knows his wife has a more important job and probably higher salary. But this particular scandal has already gone the way of all scandals in Cyprus and … disappeared without a trace.

But the best police related story of the week has to be the one involving an officer who, having partied hard with friends, decide to mark his name day buy whipping out his pistol and shooting it off into the air. The neighbours must have deposited a few mosphila before deciding to get on the phone.

The celebration came to an unceremonious end when the … police turned up to arrest the policeman…

I don't know about you, but I need a drink.


Blogger michaella said...

I think the prime reason that we should feel sorry for the cop, is that he is married to.. a female cop! The job of his wife involves excessive taking of testosterone, hanging out with mucho young Cypriots who wouldn’t mind shooting a couple of shots to celebrate their nameday, and of course touching in excessive quantities several female equipment (tampons, sanitary towels, aromatic tissues and others) every Saturday before a football match, along with their owner of course.

01 September, 2006 14:30  

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