July 18, 2007

Not Getting Off the Pot, Yet

Some people out there (no, I'm not going to name names) who happen to have been close to Da Man for a while, are now quietly packing their political bags and getting ready to leave. We're obviously not talking about the inner circle and we're not referring to George Colocassides, either.

It seems Da Man is less than happy; way less than happy, that is, at the prospect of not doing as well as was once expected, during the first round of the presidential elections. It seems he's also quite uncomfortable about doing well during the first round but getting pummeled in the second.

And this, dear readers, seems to be the reason why he keeps stalling the inevitable moment when his die-hard supporters want to hear the ethnarch announce his candidacy.

A face saving option is also being considered, which would involve TeePee stepping down - citing health reasons or even in order to "make way for a younger generation to lead Stravaraland" - although I find the latter scenario to be a bit far-fetched. However, the reasoning behind this would hinge on the patriotic argument that he's already saved the Republic once.

One thing's for sure, however, that even the late and great Spyros Kyprianou could make a decision faster than our incumbent leader.


Blogger Demetris said...

Oh! The subtle nature of your delivery! Just in passing,'by the way ol' chap'! But I got it:
George is leaving, George is coming.
The question is which George though

George A, B, George C, ...George L...?
O Giwrkos tis kakas?

18 July, 2007 20:41  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also consider the possibility that tASSOS awaits the result of the following equation ...(their dirty laundry - my dirty laundry /Katsourides apparatus) X (public opinion + Kanalarxes' disposition / the introduction of the Euro) ... which is currently being calculated by a priest and a lawyer.

Yes, it's the heat.

19 July, 2007 02:20  
Anonymous m said...

In other breaking news, ΕΥΡΩΚΟ has decided to back Papadop citing a communication between DISY and AKEL delegates to bring back the cursed plan and they will try to ensure that the 76% of the population is not misled by κομματίστηκες, λαϊκίστικες και συνθηματολογικές, όπως είπε, προσεγγίσεις.

what would we do without them?!

19 July, 2007 12:02  
Blogger drakouna said...

Answer to m:

Do well and prosper. And maybe solve the cyprus problem.

20 July, 2007 20:24  
Blogger Noullis said...

Drakouna wins a bottle of Krug to be delivered to her the day after she delivers!

20 July, 2007 21:06  

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