Expansionist Plans and Water

We are informed today by Phil's View that Turkey is planning to build a water pipe from southern Turkey to northern Stravaraland. This, we are informed, is a well-crafted plan within the Great Idea of expanding Turkey and eventually annexing Northern Stravaraland (the water pipe will end up in Morfou, according to Phil, another step in the plan to invest in Morfou and thereby not give it back in the eventual compromise). In the past Turkey has tried to extend her influence through the water problem with water ballons, but they miserably failed and all that water was wasted in the Med. Now they want to build a water pipe and, exploiting the island's dire water situation, they plan to extend their control over the whole island. But, concludes this inspired view of the leading newspaper of Stravaraland, despite this expansionist plan, this issue could be something to be discussed in one of the technical committees that will be set up in the spirit of the 8th of July agreement.

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