December 07, 2006

Cheese and Port

The item (via Politis):

"Όπως μετέδωσε η ΝΕΤ, η Ελληνίδα υπουργός εξωτερικών, Ντόρα Μπακογιάννη συζήτησε τις εξελίξεις τηλεφωνικώς με τον υπουργό εξωτερικών Γιώργο Λιλλήκα."

The translation:

According to Greek State TV, Greece's foreign minister, Dora Bakoyianni, discussed developments with foreign minister,Georges Lillikas.

The conversation:
"Yes, Georges, good to hear from you too...really...? well, I'm glad you're getting some shopping done...Actually, yes, I did mean it earlier when I said that you boys should be careful not to bend over to pick up the soap when there's someone else in the showers....Well, of course it's embarassing, Georges, and I do empathise...

...Georges....? No, no, it's alright to cry sometimes...I think the english call it a royal shafting...yes, yes, just like the old othomaniko...No, I did not say they sent a boy to do a man's job, Georges...Oh, dear, please stop crying... Of course the people back home won't mind... it'll all blow over in few days...

... Yes, Georges, I agree, you boys are far better diplomats than the Turks. Don't worry, you'll get to negotiate another day... maybe you should practice when you're alone.... I'm sorry, Georges, I must hang up.... now don't be like that... yes, of course I'll call again..."

4 Comments:

Blogger Demetris said...

Pipa-Kolo diladi.
Ah! Epitelous.

07 December, 2006 21:45  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more like the circle jerks. la la la la la

07 December, 2006 23:00  
Blogger the Idiot Mouflon said...

And they say,
"Hey man, why you beatin' that woman to an inch of her life, why you beatin' that woman to an inch of her life, why you beatin' that woman to an inch of her life?"

And, the man says, get this, the man says...,
"That's no woman that's my wife,
That's no woman that's my wife,
That's no woman that's my wife,

H. Rollins

Δεν φταίω για το άσχετο του ποστ... ο συνειρμός φταίει

08 December, 2006 15:16  
Blogger Noullis said...

... and thus, your honour, I rest my case on democracy.

08 December, 2006 17:15  

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