November 29, 2006

No, he isn't

At first glance it may not seem like a conspiracy. There are, however, enough clues to try and piece one together.

First, we have this picture, which sends the wrong subliminal message. No, I don't know what that could be. What I do know is that the Pope (a.k.a. The German Shepherd) is most definitely not Turkish.

Then we have this story (dangerously entitled "Pope holds Mass at Turkish shrine"[*]) with a graphic at the bottom of the page showing a divided Cyprus. I have no idea whether this is a politically correct graphic or whether Stravaraland's High Commissioner in London should take it up with the Broken Biscuit Company.

[*]Aha!! The story's title has been changed to "Pope meets world Orthodox leader". We'd like to thank Jackie Boy for acting so promptly on the matter, while also allowing the BBC to save face by, no doubt, claiming that the change in title had to do with an update.

4 Comments:

Anonymous m said...

"Cyprus is divided between the Greek, Orthodox south and the breakaway Turkish, Muslim north"

It is also divided between the Greek, Halloumi south and the breakaway Turkish, Hellim north.... religion has never been an issue - apart from BBC stories about the Pope visiting Turkey it seems :P

30 November, 2006 08:12  
Blogger Demetris said...

And where does that leave EFEN, hey?
All this slander - honestly!
Noulli, pe tous....

01 December, 2006 01:12  
Blogger Noullis said...

"...I wanna walk down any street
Looking like a creep
I dont care if I get beat up
By any kebab greek"

Lyrics: Mick Jones
Music: Jones/Strummer

01 December, 2006 02:30  
Blogger Demetris said...

"...And if I get aggresion
I give it two time back..."

01 December, 2006 03:20  

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