No, he isn't

At first glance it may not seem like a conspiracy. There are, however, enough clues to try and piece one together.

First, we have this picture, which sends the wrong subliminal message. No, I don't know what that could be. What I do know is that the Pope (a.k.a. The German Shepherd) is most definitely not Turkish.

Then we have this story (dangerously entitled "Pope holds Mass at Turkish shrine"[*]) with a graphic at the bottom of the page showing a divided Cyprus. I have no idea whether this is a politically correct graphic or whether Stravaraland's High Commissioner in London should take it up with the Broken Biscuit Company.

[*]Aha!! The story's title has been changed to "Pope meets world Orthodox leader". We'd like to thank Jackie Boy for acting so promptly on the matter, while also allowing the BBC to save face by, no doubt, claiming that the change in title had to do with an update.