Nicosia Tavern offers exclusive delivery service

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Shistris Tavern of Aglanjia has launched a valet delivery service at a special ceremony, held on the sidelines of the Commonwealth Heads of Goverment Meeting in Malta this week.

The service, available to the elite of Europe and the Commonwealth, is bound to raise the ante of an increasingly competitive niche market aimed at the rich and famous.

"Wow, you guys have class, and it shows", commented a local bus driver who requested to renmain anonymous for fear of being considered too common and odd looking to comment on issues of haute delivery.