November 17, 2005

It ain't how you use it


People have been flocking from all over the European Union to hook up with Stravaraland's jovial Minister of Tavern Affairs, affectionately known as Jackie Boy.

The former waiter's meteoric rise in the heady world of politics has become legendary among european diplomats who flock to the island in the hope that they may learn a thing or two.

Jackie Boy, however, is not about to give away any secrets. The one thing this adorable superhero and avid rock climber does get a kick out of, though, is making his guests feel inadequate by boasting about his pecker

7 Comments:

Anonymous Kyprod said...

My friends. You have no respect for the people in your goverment. You think this is funny? No. The country of Cyprus needs to be supported by the people. You are not doing this and furthermore you are making fun. Shame on all of you.

18 November, 2005 01:47  
Blogger Pikifrinos said...

I thought we lived in a democratic, European country where freedom of expression is respected and endorsed.
Unless we have moved the clocks back to the 60s.

24 November, 2005 00:05  
Blogger safros said...

Thou shalt not ridicule el presidente.

Thou shalt not ridicule el presidente.

Thou shalt not ridicule el presidente.

Thou shalt not ridicule el presidente.

Thou shalt not ridicule el presidente.

Thou shalt not ridicule el presidente.

24 November, 2005 11:05  
Anonymous Kokos said...

We gotta laugh to keep from crying... just take a look at TeePee's interview at BBC hard talk and you'll find out what I am talking about... As TeePee said to the interviewer "YOU ARE WRONG!!!"

27 November, 2005 12:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The irony of it all, though, is that you need REAL player to view it. You know, as in get real!?

28 January, 2006 23:37  
Anonymous cultivator said...

Seriously-somebody must know this man's background, and how he nearly got to the top of the non-pseudo republic.
His profession? Or an LSE take-away degree?
He does not play lip-service at heroes memorials like the rest so that is a PLUS.
I have heard some tales from circa 1960 which i will let you know after we find out the previous- and the after!

21 March, 2006 19:55  
Anonymous stalingrad said...

Yeah - well he was connected to AKEL in the the time of Papaioannou
and was somebody who had to be recognised by Makarios in payment for AKEL support.

23 March, 2006 20:02  

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