Real - suck me!

Papadakis of EDEK mentioned realpolitik and then went on to tell us he was frightened. After this we had Perdikis yowl as if he were in heat. Which of the two deserves to be shafted first?

Is CyBC - with all its undeserved subsidies - merely a forum for the likes of the abovementioned to get a guilty, yet lustfully famished proctal intervention (not to be confused with *invasion*)?

How much of the taxpayers' money did our sex craved little minister of Finance give the state broadcaster? Go play with one of your studs, you little, part-time Lythrodontite!

[as received by the management]